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hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
“What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she’s doing”
President Snow Probably (via mellarkish)
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
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ATTENTION I AM IN NEED OF ASSISATANCE
I’m trying to come up with a name for a comic i am creating and i cant think of anything
If you would care to assist me (please) send me a message and ill give you a breif description of what it’s about.
thank u all ;u;
Can I upload long now?NEVERMIND! … Looking after my moms cat .. this thing gets how to “USE” the litter box… but he doesn’t understand how to flush!!! I named himPungent Puss, my sister hates the name.
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Here are some wintry animals reminding you to have a nice day and please take care of yourself because you are lovely!
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cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
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I am 230% sure the reason why Odin is wearing only one glove is because with the eye patch he can’t see it and has no idea he is still wearing it
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I never understood exactly why people assume that getting told something about a story that they havent gotten to yet would “ruin the whole thing”
Like i could tell you dumbledore died
But if that ruins the whole book for you, you obviously didnt even care.
if youre not then interested to know HOW he died, WHY he died, if he was KILLED, and if so, WHO KILLED HIM
Then you obviously weren’t interested in the book in the first place.