What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
The thing is…
even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.
even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.
You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
bouns if you do it as amaizngphil