s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

ichinoue:

The thing is…

even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.

even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.

even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.

even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.


You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.

fairytale-anon:

Both by theladystache

Both by littlemotherfucker

By meexart

By muffinmoip

Both by punksm0ker

Both by icarusmask

If I mis-sourced someone please inform me. 

loregasmic:

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

shazelblue:

what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

I tried to scroll.

I tried so fucking hard.

in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

blueeyedmarta:

danandphilonfire:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

bouns if you do it as amaizngphil

PLEASEEEE